BUSINESS HUMOR:
Satisfaction Isn’t Guaranteed
By Paul Seaburn – March 1, 2011
A Truce in the Battle of the Sexes
By Paul Seaburn - Feb 1, 2011
By Paul Seaburn – March 1, 2011
A Truce in the Battle of the Sexes
By Paul Seaburn - Feb 1, 2011
Funny Quotes (NEW!):
Good news for Super Bowl fans who are also investors. According to research by Capital IQ, the S&P 500 index has gone up whenever the Pittsburgh Steelers or the Green Bay Packers are playing for the championship. This game could do more for the stock market than the “wardrobe malfunction” did for the wide-screen TV market. –Paul Seaburn
The New York Knicks have overtaken the Los Angeles Lakers as the NBA's most valuable franchise, with a net worth of $655 million. Looking at the Knicks record, the team should award its next Bobblehead Doll night to its CFO. – Paul Seaburn
Wall Street traders are now using their computers to scan Twitter messages for signs of volatility in the stock market. A sure signal that things are about to go bad is when millions of Twitter messages switch from ROTFL to just LOL. – Paul Seaburn
According to a recent study, children with last names falling late in the alphabet are more likely to grow up into adults who are compelled to respond quickly to urgent offers to “Get it while supplies last!” Retailers should avoid sending these people ads for home name-change kits. – Paul Seaburn
A hot new category in the automotive industry is crossover vehicles that are a combination of subcompact cars and SUVs. I didn’t realize there were so many oxymoronic drivers looking for a large mini. – Paul Seaburn
The rapper 50 Cent is facing a possible investigation by the U.S. Security Exchange Commission for sending a Twitter message which caused the penny stock of a company he owns shares in to jump up in value. A clue that this was bad advice should have been that, at the end of the day, his name was still 50 Cent. –Paul Seaburn
The New York Knicks have overtaken the Los Angeles Lakers as the NBA's most valuable franchise, with a net worth of $655 million. Looking at the Knicks record, the team should award its next Bobblehead Doll night to its CFO. – Paul Seaburn
Wall Street traders are now using their computers to scan Twitter messages for signs of volatility in the stock market. A sure signal that things are about to go bad is when millions of Twitter messages switch from ROTFL to just LOL. – Paul Seaburn
According to a recent study, children with last names falling late in the alphabet are more likely to grow up into adults who are compelled to respond quickly to urgent offers to “Get it while supplies last!” Retailers should avoid sending these people ads for home name-change kits. – Paul Seaburn
A hot new category in the automotive industry is crossover vehicles that are a combination of subcompact cars and SUVs. I didn’t realize there were so many oxymoronic drivers looking for a large mini. – Paul Seaburn
The rapper 50 Cent is facing a possible investigation by the U.S. Security Exchange Commission for sending a Twitter message which caused the penny stock of a company he owns shares in to jump up in value. A clue that this was bad advice should have been that, at the end of the day, his name was still 50 Cent. –Paul Seaburn
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